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English is very easy language and easy to learn. we know above all internet user use whatsapp. whatsapp is very popular social media platform to share your feeling with status, images, video etc. millions of people use whatsapp. we share whatsapp status in english see below:

Best Whatsapp Status in English

 

1. I just want to die young as late as possible.
2. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
3. typing………………………………….
4. loading…………………………………
5. Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
6. when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
7. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
8. There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You
9. I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
10. Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)
11. There are 3 types of people the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
12. Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
13. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :)
14. Do not be afraid to step on people… Mario made a career from it.
15. Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
16. Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
17. Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..
18. “You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore.
19. Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
20. Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

Love Whatsapp Status in English

1. LOVE THE ONE WHO MAKES UR WORLD BEAUTIFUL
2. Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
3. A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
4. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
5. His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
6. My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.
7. I cant be your first love but i promised to be your last love.
8. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
9. Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
10. Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.
11. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
12. A man love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
13. I will marry the girl, who look pretty her Adhaar card.
14. Your LOVE and My EFFORT together will conquer the WORLD.
15. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
16. I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything.
17. I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.
18. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
19. No one realizes the beauty of love, until you’re caught in it.
20. A friendship that can cease has never been real.

Attitude Whatsapp Status in English

1. Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
2. My _|_ salutes you.
3. My attitude based on how you treat me.
4. Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
5. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
6. Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?
7. Attitudes are more important than facts.
8. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
9. The only disability life is a bad attitude.
10. Do not give advise unless you are asked to.

Whatsapp Status in English Status About Life

1. Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..
2. My life isn’t perfect but it does have perfect moments
3. If things go wrong, don’t go with them
4. I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
5. Life is short, why to waste updating Status.
6. Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it.
7. Time change Priority changes.
8. Don’t judge someone’s life until you’ve felt their pain
9. Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.
10 .You can do anything, but not everything.
11. life is a sweet music…. just play it…
12. Life is 10% what you make it, and 90% how you take it.
13. I have a very good life – I’m lucky enough not to be deprived.
14. No matter how hard we try, life will never be perfect.
15. Don’t choose. Accept life as it is its totality.

Romantic Whatsapp Status in English

1. Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.
2. I’ll love you until the day after forever.
3. When you were 70 years old, I said ‘I Love You’.
4. love is a policy,without terms and conditions.
5. Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine :)

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